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I love doing research so much that I spend more time learning than I should while working on a piece.
Among the collage of things I found today comes the tapir.
Which begs the question:
If I found a baby tapir that had clearly been abandoned (you know, in the woods or something), do you think I could totally raise it as a friend-pet sort of like Rajah in Aladdin except my idea is way less crazy because it”™s a tapir and not a tiger? Also, some tapirs get large enough (800 lbs) that I could ride them if I get into a pinch. ”¦Like if I turned my ankle while trying to back flip off a tree while picking plantains. What do you think of that?
What do you think of this?
And why is KJI the Napoleon Dynamite of dictators? I”™m pretty sure that shot is from the next Wes Anderson movie. Yeah, yeah: I know I'm supposed to be writing and not looking at KJI pictures, but it was linked on Google News and I actually feel bad that it made me laugh a whole, whole lot when, instead, I'm supposed to take him seriously as a threat. He's just so... theatrical.
Earlier this week, a stranger told me that I look like Princess Leia. That bears mentioning. Maybe I should bring back the crusade for the banner.
Speaking of my crusades, how amazing was Beck on SNL tonight? That”™s what I mean by raising the bar, people. Hugh Laurie added style to that dying show, too. That being said, the show still sucked.
Oh and further related-ly, the marketing for Babel is not what the movie is like. Ye be heads-upped.
So do we get an extra hour this weekend or what?
That”™s a lot of questions.
Answer them all or fail, Toaster Lover.
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