Story Solving 

First, let me say that there is no answer to "what makes good art?". Only a feeling. And then a bet.

Why do I talk about film?

I have no desire to be a critic. I don”™t read movie critics. Most people I know don”™t even read the big ones, so do I expect people to come here looking for the ultimate word? No.

And I dislike that critics are often trying to get in their clever bits. You know, that quote that sums up the movie so nicely that it might appear on a poster. I am annoyed by things like Rotten Tomatoes, a site that attempts to math reviewer quotes into a percentage. But, when you read the quotes in context and look at the work, often the numbers don”™t make sense.

Because art cannot be measured. Or can it? I have said in my book that it cannot.

I talk about movies because I”™m trying to figure it all out, really. I see what works and what I like and what burns me artistically. So that”™s why I talk about film on JSDC. That is why I like to discuss movies and see what you might think about them, too.

In pursuit of trying to figure it all out, I said this about the movie King Kong:

This version of beauty and the beast doesn”™t snag me as it does some people, so perhaps I”™m the wrong person to ask. I question how timely the telling of this tale is. (Which, I argue, is an important part of the evolution of myth.)

I received a fair amount of mail for that one.

“What do you mean?!”� readers cried, exasperated.

“How could Beauty and the Beast be outdated?!”�

It”™s not outdated; it”™s a timeless myth.

“How could a classic like Kong be outdated?!”�

Uh, see these fucking tights. Kthanksitcanhappen.

No but really, I spent six minutes on an art site and fell upon a few visuals that show how Beauty and the Beast is timeless and how it can manifest itself in many different ways. One of these ways repeats:

Example One | Example Two

Can you think of other modern Beauty and the Beast stories? What about new ways in which the story might be told in a more timely fashion?

I might like to switch up the gender roles like Aladdin did for Cinderella, but of course way differently, my dear. Then I might like to ground the beast in modern day, i.e. a sort of beast that might be plausible in our times. Perhaps I”™d genre it magical-reality.

Of course I”™m not working on anything like that. So I won”™t.

Anyway, is anyone else confused by the marketing for Tristan & Isolde?

1. “Before Romeo & Juliet, there was...”� They think we need a reference in order to recognize a love story? Actually, the story is not that R&J-ish. It”™s more Guinevere & Lancelot-ish. Or at least that”™s what the trailer portrays.

2. Why the hell is there an Evanescence song in the trailer? Did they not have their score together or do they think that an over-played Evanescence will pull in young people?

Marketing stunts make me suspect that a film will be bad, which is too bad because I was going to see this one. Now, I”™m waiting to see how reviews go, which usually means I”™m not going.

I know it”™s tricky, but,

Fredrick Douglas said,

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

Bring me thunder.

Bring me thunder, or nothing.

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