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Mighty Morphinâ€™

Some things I found out today:

I am an ectomorph.

There are such things as famous ectomorphs.

People will make lists of anything.

Especially if it has to do with body image.

Being an ectomorph is awesome.

The Professor is an ectomorph.

C.Sto is not an ectomorph.

Your mom is an ectomorph.

I also found out who my friends are based on who has purchased my book.

And, no, I”™m not like this guy; I”™m just joshin”™ ya.

Besides, I already know who my friends are based on who can quote JSDC word for word.

PS: Ectomorphs can read your mind.

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