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Wizard Skills
C.Sto: This econ midterm is so stupid and easy that I don”™t even need to study. It”™s all common sense! Even you could pass it! I mean, it”™s not like I”™m some economics wizard and I can figure it out.
Jessica: Of all the kinds of wizards one could be, an economics wizard would be the worst. What does that guy even do?
C.Sto: Yeah that would suck. What a waste of a wizard.
Jessica: “Watch as I conjure a margin of deficit right before your eyes!”
“Gasp in awe as I macro-organize the””¦ er--I don”™t know any economics words.
C.Sto: OK, so maybe you couldn”™t pass my midterm.
C.Sto is here. We are going to the beach. Hopefully muggers won”™t case us this time. However, if we do get cased, (as usual,) which of our great skills should we use to thwart said muggers?
A.) Ninjitsu Wizard: Backward roll away from muggers.
B.) Movie Wizard: Quote Napoleon Dynamite until muggers vote for Pedro.
C.) Political Wizard: Frighten muggers by conjuring images of Condoleezza Rice.
D.) Mad-Gamer Wizard: Challenge muggers to a mug-off.
E.) All of the above in rad combination.
F.) What the heck are you even talking about?! GOSH!
But seriously, we”™ve read Harry Potter. We know some spells and stuff.
Sowatchout.
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