Jessica: "DUDE. I’m so bored. There’s nothing to do at 8AM in Hollywood." C.Sto: "I totally have an idea!" We may not have any silver coins, but we do have... SO ROMANTIC heart necklaces that our ex-boyfriends gave us! Although we had never been in a pawn shop, we caught on quickly. First, you have to play it tough. C.Sto: "Where’s that pawn shop bitch at?" It worked! Marvin the pawn shop bitch came out to examine our loot. Second, always browse for better deals. C.Sto: "Just take the cash you fool!" Jessica: "But this industrial saw! It’s so... yellow." Next, you fill out some papers. You know... jot down a fake name, make up an address, et cetera. After that they ask for your license. That’s when you ask for a new form because you wrote fake information on the first one. (Luckily C.Sto was wearing the same shirt as the one in her I.D. photo. This totally prevents identity theft.) In the end we both chose cash. Then we spent it all on stickers... And hot sauce... Andthishat.

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