Make the World a Better Place 

Per the loads of feedback I”™ve received over the past few weeks, I am taking today to get ahead and handle some updates. This means that I won”™t be answering JSDC mail for a few days.

Sodon”™temailme.

I will, however, be reading comments while doing backend work on the site. I”™m also finishing the screenplay, dealing with some meetings and devising a plan to kick Carson Daly off the air. Forever.

Related Projects:
FAQ Updates
Archive Search Bar
Finish Screenplay
Concept Art
Book Ideas
Thwart Carson Daly

Dinner of Champions:
3 Madeline Cookies
1 Starbucks Strawberry & Cream Frappucchino
1 Starbucks Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Bowl Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Breakfast of Champions:
1 Starbucks Double Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Brownie (Extra Large)

Complete Archival Read Throughs: 2
Current Time: 3:43 4:24 AM PT
Crustacean Related Photos: 1
Entries Composed, Not Published, Deleted: 3
Communists Trying to Use Me: 1

Hello,
I just happened to stumble across your site. You seem to know(ish) famous people, people who can access the media etc. So if I can influence you I can possibly get to them - and they can then influence everyone.

This is a good thing because I want to make the world a better place. I want to do this by changing the way the world is organised so that more 'rights' are given to more people. Things like education, healthcare, housing.

In short I am a Communist.

This does not mean I kill people or am a mass murderer - this is a partial misinterpretation on the part of the capitalist media.

If you would like to find out more please go to
http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/movies/index.html

For some Maoist movie reviews - maybe they will change the way you look at the world.

Yours,
Rob Mahan,

PS. I am not crazy I have a regular job and dont shout at people in the street.


Dear Crazy,

Haven”™t you heard? Communism was played out before I was even born. Nowadays people are only afraid of Middle Easterners*, which is understandable because they are all terrorists.

Stop emailing me or I”™m going to have The Gunn hack your site and put up photos of people looking awesome while enjoying capitalism.

Free Marketly,
JS

*Note: This is sarcasm. I have many friends who are from the Middle East and I”™m pretty sure that most of them aren”™t terrorists. If they are, however, I would like for the government to know that we really aren”™t that good of friends and that Carson Daly is their leader.

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