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Per the loads of feedback I”™ve received over the past few weeks, I am taking today to get ahead and handle some updates. This means that I won”™t be answering JSDC mail for a few days.
I will, however, be reading comments while doing backend work on the site. I”™m also finishing the screenplay, dealing with some meetings and devising a plan to kick Carson Daly off the air. Forever.
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Thwart Carson Daly
Dinner of Champions:
3 Madeline Cookies
1 Starbucks Strawberry & Cream Frappucchino
1 Starbucks Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Bowl Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Breakfast of Champions:
1 Starbucks Double Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Brownie (Extra Large)
Complete Archival Read Throughs: 2
3:43 4:24 AM PT
Crustacean Related Photos: 1
Entries Composed, Not Published, Deleted: 3
Communists Trying to Use Me: 1
I just happened to stumble across your site. You seem to know(ish) famous people, people who can access the media etc. So if I can influence you I can possibly get to them - and they can then influence everyone.
This is a good thing because I want to make the world a better place. I want to do this by changing the way the world is organised so that more 'rights' are given to more people. Things like education, healthcare, housing.
In short I am a Communist.
This does not mean I kill people or am a mass murderer - this is a partial misinterpretation on the part of the capitalist media.
If you would like to find out more please go to
For some Maoist movie reviews - maybe they will change the way you look at the world.
PS. I am not crazy I have a regular job and dont shout at people in the street.
Haven”™t you heard? Communism was played out before I was even born. Nowadays people are only afraid of Middle Easterners*, which is understandable because they are all terrorists.
Stop emailing me or I”™m going to have The Gunn hack your site and put up photos of people looking awesome while enjoying capitalism.
*Note: This is sarcasm. I have many friends who are from the Middle East and I”™m pretty sure that most of them aren”™t terrorists. If they are, however, I would like for the government to know that we really aren”™t that good of friends and that Carson Daly is their leader.
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