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Sarah & Larry
Most of this is from earlier in the week and taken on Rach”s digital cam. Somehow I was able to come up with this rough vid-let despite the fact that we had hardly any footage. (I was busy giving a presentation to orphans on the importance of abstaining from alcohol and the top 10 reasons why Erich sucks at beer pong and therefore did not capture full coverage.) ”Or, maybe all of these people are actors; very, very finely trained classical performers, and all the shots were planned this way to make it look amateur. All the beverages were well-orchestrated props and the cinematography is American nouveau avant-garde. You don”t know. That”s the ILLUSION of motion picture. Thus, this is a little masterpiece I like to call,
Two Handles of Smirnoff, Two Handles of Old Crow, Two Cases of Beer, Half a Mountain Dew and a Michael Jackson Thriller Tape
PS: Cloverfield is so jealous right now.
Amazing Transcript
[OBX]
Are you recording us?
Of course not
Hi, camera
I would put you on my website, but not if you”re being boring like now
[Sarah & Larry”s Wedding]
Wh-Wh-Wait--What do you mean “boring”?
Wait, Jimmy, what did you bring?
Two handles of Smirnoff, two handles of Old Crow, two cases of beer, half a Mountain Dew and a Michael Jackson Thriller tape
We are not boring
First of all, you shared a beer instead of doing your own
Uh, ”cuz we”re like legends, that”s what legends do
Because we have already done one, and we were, this is like”
We”re, no”We”re the only muthafuckas up in this joint that”s actually shotgunning beers!
[dancing]
Wait ”til what?
Sunday
Wait ”til you”re married
Wait ”til 2 o”clock when I wrestle you in the yard!
[more dancing]
You know how people do unity candles? We did a unity beer
Wait, what happened?
Larry jumped into the pool with all his clothes on
Hey now
There”s no cutting; you can”t fade to black
[still dancing]
All night
I want to rock with you
All night
I want to rock with you
I tricked Larry into marrying me to have a great weekend with Rachael
”k now you”re, like, you”re like, um, a dinosaur who”s extinct and you”re, you”re so mad! And you just want to like, you just want to destroy everything!
And now you”re like, you”re like a lemur whose life is almost at an end and you”re old”
What the fuck”s a lemur?
”Idon”tknow!
You know what”s the greatest thing about this camera?
Feel that beat
Is Jessica using it, Jessica can pretend like she was never drunk!
[Just say no to drinking!]
Because she”s behind the camera
[Model Citizen]
I want to rock with you
All night
[still dancing]
Sunlight
And I”m sitting at the sweetheart table; nobody knows
Yeah!
This hits the floor; the editing room floor
Wassup!...
I hope ”Beat It” is on here
You think there”s two seats at the sweetheart table? Uh-uh, no”
There”s three”
There”s three”
And I”m in the middle
And even if there”s two, guess who”s getting bumped? Larry”Boom”out of there! Let”s GO!
['Beat It'/cornhole]
[Footage of Dancing at the Reception Here (I don”t have any of that.)]
[(If you have some; send it to me.)]
[Congrats Larah & Sarry!]
[I may not have any footage of dancing at the wedding”]
[But I do have”]
ooooooo!
Haha”Good thing you got that on camera!
THE END
PPS: Does anyone remember how we taped Jimmy”s beers to his hands? He was like, Jimmy Beerssorhands, or something.
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