Going Through the (E)Motions 

I just screened the funniest movie ever.

Itís called Spider-man 3.

Story: Spidey gets a new secret alien power in the form of black space goo. The goo gets all symbiotic with his leotard and then he goes emo while dancing around to jazz music.

Meanwhile the people who made the film feign like there is supposed to be a meaningful plot or something.

Then a bunch of CGI characters repeatedly beat the shit out of each other while falling dozens of stories such as in the case of Looney Tunes.

Except Iím pretty sure this one wasnít supposed to be a comedy,

And no characters in Looney Tunes flew around on a snowboard.


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