Worfs, Worfs, Worfs... 

Throughout history, talented writers have found friendship in other writers of the same caliber: J. R. R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis, Henry David Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson… The list is long and impressive. Today, JSDC is proud to present an exclusive look at a private conversation between two such prestigious writers whose worfs have, no doubt, shaped the course of our world.

Jessica: If I am promoting a film at Comicon, do you think I could demand that Worf be my body guard?!!!
Jessica: Michael Dorn would be like, "hell yes!" I am so sure.
Nickyblog: You should at least be able to demand a Worf cover band.
Jessica: Oh man.
Jessica: That would be the sweet life.
Nickyblog: Possible names for Worf cover band:
Nickyblog: Foreheadbangers
Nickyblog: I'm out.
Nickyblog: Of ideas.
Jessica: Guns 'n Worfs
Nickyblog: HHAHAHA
Nickyblog: Worf Brooks.
Jessica: LL Worf J
Jessica: ColdWorf
Nickyblog: Worf Springsteen and the E Street Band
Jessica: AeroWorf
Nickyblog: Worfica Simpson
Jessica: I was about to throw up Worfny Spears.
Nickyblog: This is making me laugh hard.
Nickyblog: Worfy Worf and the Klingon Bunch
Jessica: Haha-- That was an awesome one.
Nickyblog: I could do this all frackin night
Jessica: I am thinking up a doozy.
Jessica: Nirvaworf
Jessica: (That wasn't it.)
Nickyblog: Manoworf
Nickyblog: (you wont know them)
Jessica: (I was going to pretend.)
Jessica: a-haWorf
Nickyblog: that's just funny
Nickyblog: CSto will lament missing this one.
Jessica: Simon & Worfunkel
Nickyblog: HAHAHA
Jessica: Ta-dow!
Nickyblog: That's awesome
Nickyblog: Close to the best
Nickyblog: Each time we name a band, I picture him in it.
Jessica: Lest we not forget Olivia Newton-Worf.
Nickyblog: Never.
Jessica: Their main cover is "Physical."
Jessica: Missy Misdemeaner Worfiot
Nickyblog: Worfinem
Jessica: Bam!—
Jessica: Ludaworf
Nickyblog: lol
Jessica: WorfKast
Nickyblog: Snoop Worff
Jessica: Worf Doggy Dog
Nickyblog: haha
Jessica: Worffie Smalls
Nickyblog: The Beatles Worf
Jessica: ha—WTF?
Jessica: How about Paul McCarworf.
Nickyblog: Think about it.
Nickyblog: It'll make sense.
Jessica: Uh, just like a-haWorf?
Nickyblog: Yes
Jessica: Sweet.
Jessica: Worfary Duff
Nickyblog: Chaka Worf
Jessica: hahahaha
Jessica: Chaka Worf—ohmanthat'sagoodone.
Nickyblog: Worf Aiken
Jessica: Worfdonna
Jessica: Maworfa
Jessica: Weird Worf Yankovich
Nickyblog: LOL
Nickyblog: that rules
Jessica: Worfra Streisand
Nickyblog: Worfra lol
Nickyblog: Jesus I'm going to wake up Lucy
Nickyblog: hahaha
Jessica: hahaha
Nickyblog: Worfy worf is funny
Jessica: ahahahaha
Jessica: Stop, really,
Jessica: It's almost…
Jessica: Too funny.
Jessica: Hey if Worf was a chef he'd be:
Jessica: Worfgang Puck
Nickyblog: Hedworf and the Angry Inch
Nickyblog: ahaha
Jessica: Worf Tang Clan
Jessica: hahahaha
Jessica: I laugh at my own.
Nickyblog: Me too.
Nickyblog: Simon and Worfunkle is pretty great.
Nickyblog: Worf
Nickyblog: (like Cher)
Nickyblog: ©
Jessica: Bad Reworfion
Nickyblog: lol
Nickyblog: That took me a second
Nickyblog: Depeche Worf
Jessica: Linkin Worf
Nickyblog: hahahahah
Nickyblog: Duran Worf
Nickyblog: haha
Nickyblog: That makes me f'in laugh
Nickyblog: Not even the right syllables, intentionally.
Jessica: Shania Tworf
Jessica: Red Hot Worfi Peppers
Nickyblog: hahah
Nickyblog: Worf Hot Klingon Peppers
Jessica: ahahaha
Nickyblog: Men at Worf
Jessica: Ol' Dirty Worftard
Jessica: oh yes; I did
Nickyblog: The ghetwI' s
Nickyblog: google that
Jessica: k
Jessica: Did you just IM me Klingon?
Nickyblog: I did.
Jessica: You may have crossed the line.
Jessica: I mean seriously, you are like the knight in Garden State now.
Nickyblog: ghetwI'
(n) pretender
Jessica: Yes, I get it.
Nickyblog: oh
Jessica: YOU IMED ME KLINGON!
Jessica: KLINGON!
Nickyblog: Come on.
Nickyblog: That shit is upper level.
Jessica: Upper level like the knight in Garden State?
Jessica: Next you will begin working at Medieval Times.
Nickyblog: Never.
Jessica: Arguably, that could be awesome.
Nickyblog: Worfy and the Banshees
Jessica: We are talking Klingon here–
Jessica: Oh no don't try to go back.
Jessica: “Worfy and the Banshees” – WTF is that?
Nickyblog: Siouxsie
Nickyblog: Before your time
Jessica: And wtf, per this site I googled, is "pop" a klingon word?!
Jessica: Pop: (n) honor, reward, token of esteem [formal recognition of an accomplishment or accomplishments
Jessica: I call bullshit on that.
Jessica: Pop?
Jessica: Worf does not fuckin' say “pop."
Nickyblog: I totally get why people hate America
Nickyblog: We have time to learn a FAKE language.
Jessica: Klingon is stupid.
Jessica: “Pop.”
Jessica: WTF.
Nickyblog: How mad will C.Sto be to have missed this Worf-ness?
Jessica: Pretty mad.
Jessica: It is her own fault;
Jessica: She should stay up later.
Nickyblog: She will try to beat us after the fact and fail.
Nickyblog: Others will too.
Jessica: Totally.
Jessica: Nerds will be thwarted before they even start.
Jessica: Even Wheaton will be shamed.

Note: Other Worf cover bands include, but are not limited to:

Klingonsync, Worf and the Blowfish, Worfbox 20, Worf 182, Pink Worf, Worf2, Worf C. Hammer, 2 Live Worf, The Worfberries, Vanilla Worf, The Worf 52s, Five For Worfin’, Worfi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat Worf, Blue Oyster Worf, Worf the Wet Sprocket, The Dandy Worfhols, The Klingo-gos, Worfy Worfbourne, The Worf Stripes, The Rolling Worfs, Worf Denver, Lil’ Bow Worf, Worf Ranger, Worf DMC, Notorious W.O.RF., The Temptatworfs, Aretha Worflin, Fountains of Worf, Stevie Worfder, Worfy Cash, Nine Inch Worfs, Worf Day, Black Sabbworf, Tenacious Worf, Worfsnake, Queen LaWorftah, Destiny's Worf, Worfo Ono, Bon Worfi, The Spice Worfs, System of a Worf, Worf Jam, Jay-Worf, The Worfridge Family,The Worfees, Liza Maworfie, The Pet Shop Worfs, Worfi Lauper, Queens of the Worf Age, R.Worffy, Raekworf, Worfflowers, Worfco, Worfiohead, Kanye Worf, Puff Worfie, Woorf Fighters, Klingonboy Slim, Funk Master Worf, Worftin Timberworf, Worfvin Gaye, Salt N Worfa, Worf Stefani, Third Eye Worf, Kid Worf

And no; you can’t touch the Worf.

But you can enter Nickerblog’s Amazing Photoworf Contest.

Related Gallery: WORF: The Cover Bands

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