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Per the loads of feedback Iíve received over the past few weeks, I am taking today to get ahead and handle some updates. This means that I wonít be answering JSDC mail for a few days.
I will, however, be reading comments while doing backend work on the site. Iím also finishing the screenplay, dealing with some meetings and devising a plan to kick Carson Daly off the air. Forever.
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Thwart Carson Daly
Dinner of Champions:
3 Madeline Cookies
1 Starbucks Strawberry & Cream Frappucchino
1 Starbucks Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Bowl Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Breakfast of Champions:
1 Starbucks Double Vanilla Frappucchino (Bottled)
1 Brownie (Extra Large)
Complete Archival Read Throughs: 2
3:43 4:24 AM PT
Crustacean Related Photos: 1
Entries Composed, Not Published, Deleted: 3
Communists Trying to Use Me: 1
I just happened to stumble across your site. You seem to know(ish) famous people, people who can access the media etc. So if I can influence you I can possibly get to them - and they can then influence everyone.
This is a good thing because I want to make the world a better place. I want to do this by changing the way the world is organised so that more 'rights' are given to more people. Things like education, healthcare, housing.
In short I am a Communist.
This does not mean I kill people or am a mass murderer - this is a partial misinterpretation on the part of the capitalist media.
If you would like to find out more please go to
For some Maoist movie reviews - maybe they will change the way you look at the world.
PS. I am not crazy I have a regular job and dont shout at people in the street.
Havenít you heard? Communism was played out before I was even born. Nowadays people are only afraid of Middle Easterners*, which is understandable because they are all terrorists.
Stop emailing me or Iím going to have The Gunn hack your site and put up photos of people looking awesome while enjoying capitalism.
*Note: This is sarcasm. I have many friends who are from the Middle East and Iím pretty sure that most of them arenít terrorists. If they are, however, I would like for the government to know that we really arenít that good of friends and that Carson Daly is their leader.
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