Ode to the Silent 

Lurkers,
I know that you are there.
Why do you hide?
I bet you are witty.
I bet you are waiting.
Share your stuff with us
Or die.

Henceforth, thou who lurketh shall be collectively known as “The Shade” for we shall feel your shadow but know not your mind(ith).

This is awesome because JSDC has ghosts. Ghosts haunt things, therefore JSDC is haunted. This means that I can charge for ghost tours (fifteen bucks!).

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